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Vote Daily for Pipedream’s 3 TLA RAW Awards Nominations!

TLARAW2014After snagging the “Best Sex Toy” Award last year with the best-sellingPipedream Extreme Toyz Mega Fuck Slut, Pipedream has scored three 2014 TLA RAW Awards nominations.

According to TLA RAW, “[The] Awards spotlight the best of the best that the adult industry has to offer.  Unlike other awards, our winners aren’t chosen by dollar sales or committee decisions. No, the TLA RAW Awards are chosen by the fans. So pick your winners, cast your votes, and rest easy knowing that, at least here at TLA, democracy works.”

The manufacturer scored two “Sex Toy of the Year” nominations for their Pipedream Extreme Toyz Flip-n-Fuck Me and Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Head Teazer, as well as the coveted honor of “Best Toy Manufacturer”.

“We’re thrilled to be recognized by such a pertinent retailer once again!” said Pipedream VP of Sales Steve Sav. “Knowing that our customers determine these awards makes this recognition especially incredible.”

Customers and fans are encouraged to cast their votes on a daily basis through April 14 atwww.tlavideo.com/raw-awards/a-4. Learn more about the award-nominated brands with online catalogs and downloadable product videos from PDTV.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via e-mail atsabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

We’re The Shit: Reviewer Roundup #5

Our Pipedream Extreme Toyz tend to sell themselves. Made of our exclusive Fanta Flesh material, it feels just as good as the real thing and best of all — no commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up! One reviewer dutifully notes the pregnancy-free perks, and even suggests our toys be implemented in parenting!

Every man who has a teenage son needs to buy one as a gift for him. Beats having your son getting a teen girl pregnant!

Mark from Seattle, WA only continues to rave about our Fuck Me Silly Petite, going on to say:

One reviewer raved about his "mind-blowing orgasms" thanks to our Fuck Me Silly Petite!

I was truly skeptical before I bought this lifelike sex doll. I mean she really feels lifelike after you get her vagina warmed up by your lubricated semi to fully erected member… At first it will feel cold, but after slowly entering inch by inch you feel her warming up just like a real lady. The ideal position would be to place her on the corner of your bed where you can penetrate her deeply as far you’re able to do. Remember – nice and slow – you want to build up the tension within your member. What’s going to happen is that a suction will be created within her vagina where it feels like she is literally deep-throating your member. Keep at it as you’re going to explode inside her. I literally was experiencing a mind-blowing orgasm.

Read Mark’s entire 5-star review on Amazon.

It’s no surprise that our award-winning Icicles glass massagers have garnered so much attention lately, especially since Women’s Health Magazine suggested the Icicles No. 8 in their latest issue. Mainstream users and sex aficionados don’t always see eye-to-eye on pleasure products, but they sure do agree on one thing — Icicles are the shit! The Director of Product Reviews over at Life on the Swingset was even surprised at her lust for our Icicles No. 31.

One Sexpert found herself squirting over our Icicles No. 31!

Having not found a glass dildo that could get me off, I was skeptical when the Icicles No. 31 showed up at the office. I had thought to hand it over to a member of my staff, but there was something about it that called out to try it myself. I am not sure if it was the beautiful blue color, the fact that both ends looked functional or that one end looked like it would be perfect for g-spot stimulation, but I knew that the Icicles No. 31 was coming home with me.

Once aroused, I introduced the Icicles No. 31 to my g-spot. Due to the bend in the massager, I was able to hold onto the handle and still hit my g-spot with the bulb. Since many g-spot toys can only be utilized by a partner, being able to use it alone makes the Icicles No. 31 more versatile.

After several thrusts, I began to hear the tell tale signs of fluid build-up. A couple more strokes had me squirting.

Read Zoe’s entire review on Life on the Swingset.

Are you a pleasure products blogger within the US or Europe? We’re always looking for Pipedream reviewers, so anyone qualified and interested should hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com. Feel free to anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here about anything, any time!

Living the Pipedream with ETO Magazine!

Check it out! Your favorite Sexpert gave ETO a brief PD History lesson, along with the inside-scoop on what it takes to become the world’s #1 adult manufacturer!

We understand what the consumer wants and try to develop products that fill the void. But it’s more than just innovation that makes our products special. Our CEO Nick Orlandino has over 30 years of experience in product development, where he’s invented and created thousands of products… Our R&D team spends two months a year in Asia in addition to other extensive research. Combined with our merchandising team, sales staff, and award-winning Planogrammer software, it’s the entirety of the Pipedream marketing machine that makes us the top-selling adult brand in the world. 

Read the article in its entirety below, or click the following page numbers for magnified versions: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

Is there a dirty question you’ve been dying to ask but don’t know where to go? Feel free to hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick anytime at the above email, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here!

Pipedream’s Prominence in Russia’s 1st Sex Museum!

While visiting customers in St. Petersburg this week, VP of Sales Steve Sav stopped by the Erotic Museum. Not only did he find our products so prominently displayed in the retail shop, but our Fuck Me Silly 3 was also proudly displayed within the museum!

The Erotic Museum was the first Russian sex museum opened by a local gynecologist in 2004. Well-known for its exhibit of Raputin’s nearly foot-long penis, the owner of the museum says they plan to buy the organs of Janne d’Arc “to get a girlfriend for the old man.”

For more information hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here!

Mega Fuck Slut Scores “Best Sex Toy”!

With over 25 lbs. of soft, Fanta Flesh engulfing your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing!

It warmed my pervy little Sexpert heart to see that we not only scored another award — but it came from my hometown of Philadelphia! Our Mega Fuck Slut from the Pipedream Extreme Toyz collection scored the TLA Raw Award for Best Sex Toy. Here’s what they had to say:

Frankly, we’re still amazed that this toy even exists. We thought the very idea of a life-sized female torso that cost over a thousand dollars was just a little bit too far-fetched to be worthwhile, but as it turns out, we were very, very wrong. The PDX Mega Fuck Slut has gone on to be one of our best-selling toys with sky-high approvals from satisfied customers. Our staff brought one into the office and gangbanged it just to make sure the accolades were correct, and well… let’s just say that there’s a certain sperm-encrusted gem living in our breakroom for the foreseeable future. Also, our breakroom is now officially the most disgusting room on the East Coast.

Courtney Cummz & Ryan Driller had a blast all over their Fuck Me Silly 2!

Not convinced that this is the best fuck toy on the market? Check out these super-hot XXX demo videos featuring Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller, and Brandon Fox! All Pipedream product and event videos are available to download for in-store and online use at PDTV.

For more information hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here!

Making Your Hump Day Even Happier With Real Fuck Me Silly User Demos! (NSFW)

Courtney Cummz & Ryan Driller had a blast all over their Fuck Me Silly 2!

I’m a very strict observer of Hump Day, celebrating it every single week humping as much as one Sexpert can consensually hump in the span of just one day (and that number will probably surprise you). I think most of us would agree that humping a real life body part (attached to its user, preferably…) but if your fuck friend ain’t around, why not hump the next best thing — Fanta Flesh! From our mega masturbators to our fuck sleeves, all of our Pipedream Extreme Toyz are made with our ultra soft and lifelike Fanta Flesh material.

I know, I know, they’re kinda pricey — we get it. But can you really put a price on good sex? These Fanta Flesh babes and dudes are as good as it gets next to the real thing, and we’ve got real life customers to prove it!

Our good pal Dude McBane is a longtime Fuck Me Silly fan. (We always love your videos, keep ‘em cumming!) This week he shared his XXX Playtime vid with us, wielding a homemade cock contraption that he explains was crafted with assorted off-the-shelf cock rings, as well as metal rings from a hardware store. With his stiff rod at bay, he caresses the sporty bra on his Fuck My Big Fat Titties before eventually undressing her and going to town!

(Above) McBane is ready for a McBanging! (Below) Krille's first time.

I was overjoyed when stumbling across a Fuck Me Silly virgin! Our friend Krille in Sweden shared his first time with us, proving just how good our Fanta Flesh pussy feels after blowing is load in only 48 seconds!

Now that these solo vids have you all worked up, you better head over to PDTV and finish yourself off with our official Pipedream Extreme Toyz XXX demo videos featuring Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller, and Brandon Fox! With over 40 videos to choose from, fans and distributors alike can view and download every scene for personal or in-store use.

Distributors can also take advantage of our spankin’ new Pipedream Extreme Toyz interactive catalog. All Pipedream catalogs are available online in multiple formats.

For more information about Pipedream Extreme Toyz or any other Pipedream product, hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com. You can also anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here!

A Real Piece Of Ass: Bringing Your Mega Fuck Slut To Life With Fetish Fantasy Lingerie!

Just coppin' a quick (and consensual!) feel!

Thanks to our lifelike Fanta Flesh material, our Pipedream Extreme Toyz look and feel just like the real thing! So real, in fact, that many customers have been fiending for suggestions on how to bring even more life to their girls with panties and lingerie. So I grabbed the Mega Fuck Slut from our showroom — named “Cupcake” by my officemates in light of this morning’s funfetti breakfast — and got to play dress-up with some of our Fetish Fantasy Lingerie! To spice things up, I adorned their tight little ass holes with my favorite butt plugs — our Metal Worx Mini Luv Plug for Cupcake, and the Mini Luv Plug from Fetish Fantasy Series Limited Edition for her Fuck Me Silly sister, Muffin.

Cupcake and Muffin fit into the “One Size” options of our Red Hot Teddy Set, Naughty Nurse Set, and Divine Addiction. They also fit into our S/M sized See-Thru Boxer, so I think it’s safe to say they’ll fit into most small-sized items. When choosing clothes for your PDX ladies, I’d suggest purchasing stretchy, breathable materials to ensure an easy fit.

Check out this blog post for specific bra sizing for the Fuck Me Silly 2, Mega Fuck Slut, and Fuck My Big Fat Titties.

Be sure to check out these other blog posts for more information about our mega masturbators:

Materials & Maintenance Reference Sheet – A quick FAQ of Pipedream Extreme Toyz materials.

Living In The Material World – More info about the materials used for our Pipedream Extreme Toyz and how to clean and maintain them.

Get Her Wet!: Which Mega Masturbators Are Water Safe?

FAQ: Fuck Me Silly versus Fuck Me Silly Petite – For measurements and side-by-side photo comparisons.

You can always hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick for more suggestions via E-Mail at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com. You can also anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here.

FAQ: Fuck Me Silly versus Fuck Me Silly Petite

Two of our most popular Pipedream Extreme Toyz are going head-to-head in a battle for the title of Most Fuckable Toy! Okay maybe not, as all of our mega masturbators are perfectly penetrable, but we’ve definitely received quite a few questions in regards to their size. Here are their measurements and some side-by-side photos.

Fuck Me Silly Measurements:

Item Length: 14.5 in. – ( 368 mm )
Item Width: 14 in. – ( 356 mm )
Item Height: 9.75 in. – ( 248 mm )
Item Weight: 22 lbs. ( 9.98 kgs )

 

Fuck Me Silly Petite Measurements:

Item Length: 10.5 in. – ( 267 mm )
Item Width: 11.25 in. – ( 286 mm )
Item Height: 6.5 in. – ( 165 mm )
Item Weight: 10 lbs. ( 4.42 kgs )

Learn more about the Fuck Me Silly in our previous blog entries. Email info@pipedreamproducts.com for more information about Pipedream Extreme Toyz or any other Pipedream product, or ask the Sexpert!

Get Her Wet!: Which Mega Masturbators Are Water Safe?

Our Fanta Flesh Mega Masturbators feel so real, you might like to treat them to a romantic bubble bath or a fiery romp in the pool! But just like any other intimate affair, don’t forget to practice safe sex with your rubber lover. Before indulging in some wet and wild fun, make sure your girl or guy is safe to submerge. Below you will find two lists that decipher the Mega Masturbators that are safe to completely submerge in water, and those that are restricted from submergence.

 

GET HER WET! The following toys are a-okay to completely submerge in water:

Pipedream Extreme Jizz Junkie, RD275

Anal Addict

Fuck Me Silly 2

Fuck Me Silly Dude!

Fuck Me Silly Mia!

Fuck Me Silly Sista!

Fuck My Big Fat Titties

Fuck My Hard Cock

Fuck My Tight Ass

Jizz Junkie

Lil’ Fuck Her

Mia Isabella’s Ride My Big Cock

Peek-A-Boo Pleaser

Spread-Eagle Slut

 

DO NOT GET HER WET! The following toys are absolutely unsafe to completely submerge in water:

Flip-n-Fuck Me                                    Fuck Me Silly Petite

Fuck Me Silly 3                                   Fuck My Big Black Ass

Fuck Me Silly                                      Mega Fuck Slut

Pipedream Extreme Fuck My Big Black Ass! RD174-23

 

If you can’t keep these lists handy, here are some tips on how to determine whether your Mega Masturbator is safe to submerge:

Check her holes! If your Mega Masturbator is unsafe to submerge, you will find a hole on the backside* where foam has been inserted. This foam is used to fluff her up while remaining lightweight for easy handling. When you spread the hole on the backside, you will see evidence of foam almost immediately. This is the ultimate proof that your toy is unsafe to submerge. Any water that comes into contact with the foam may permanently damage the material.

The "backside" and foam-filled hole.

Another way to check for submergence safety is to finger all the holes, both penetrable and not penetrable. Reach through one side with one hand, and the other side with your other hand. If your fingers can touch in the middle, proving that all holes are connected by one tube, then you’re ready to take your Lil’ Fuck Her for a dive!

Though it’s unsafe to submerge some of these toys completely, you can still wash them with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water – just be extremely conscious of that foamy hole! For additional tips on how to care for and maintain your Fanta Flesh Mega Masturbator, click here and here. Click here for more information about the materials used in our masturbators. See a video demonstration using some of our Fuck Me Silly toys here. You can also send questions to our Sexpert or email us at info@pipedreamproducts.com!

*Decoding Pipedream terminology: The backside we are referring to here is not to be confused with the actual buttocks of the toy. In this case, the “backside” is the flat side where you will find the hole that the foam has been inserted into.

FAQ: How Do I Care For My Fuck Me Silly 2?

You can wash your Fuck Me Silly 2 masturbator with mild soap and warm water, as well as with Pipedream’s Toy Cleaner and warm water.

The original Fuck Me Silly, however, should only be cleaned with the Toy Cleaner. Why? Because the back of the toy has a small round opening that leads directly to the foam material used to give it all that volume. Any water that comes into contact with the foam may permanently damage the material. To watch a video of this, click here.

Fuck Me Silly 2, on the other hand, is completely covered with FantaFlesh, the lifelike material used to make this toy. Therefore, it is safe to submerge FMS2 in water and gently wash it with mild soap.

For more info on the proper care of Pipedream’s male masturbators, email us at info@pipedreamproducts.com.