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Happy Hump Day To-Do List

Even though you really don’t need an excuse to hump, sometimes life gets hectic and we forget to take a moment to bask in the simple pleasures of sexuality. I will gladly accept any excuse to spend extra time in the bedroom (or shower or kitchen, wherever the boners happen to pop, I’m not picky), and luckily for this perv, Hump Day happens every week! If you too need an excuse to carve some time into your busy schedule to bust a nut, just remind yourself of this ancient tradition. People have been humping for an eternity, you know. It’s the oldest trick in the book for stress-relief and relaxation, even if momentarily. So pay your respects to the freakin’ human race, and get your hump on this Hump Day!

Today I’m celebrating my favorite day of the week by reminiscing about my toy box — my Eternal To-Do List (or simply put: my favorite things to hump).

1. Ceramix No. 4 

After my long term love affair with my Icicles “tentacle fucker“, it was only natural that I’d become totes obsessed with our new Ceramix collection. You see, Icicles and Ceramix share a ton of the same features that make this Professional Perv’s heart flutter. They’re both 100% natural, body-safe materials that are completely nonporous and can be sterilized. Both materials offer exceptionally sleek finishes that slip and slide with ease with little to no lube (though I’m a huuuuge advocate for wet and messy sex, so keep it coming!) Most of all though, I love the potential for temperature play, and this is the one department where the Ceramix completely exceed the Icicles.

All 6 Ceramix dildos feature a hollow shaft and a silicone plug at the base, allowing you to fill it with hot or cold water. Catering to most horn dogs’ impatience, these babies attain the temperature instantly aaaaand it’ll maintain that temperature for like, twenty frickin’ minutes!

If I’ve gotta choose just one, No. 4‘s gotta be my favorite. That Seuss-like design stole my heart as soon as we locked eyes (shut up, polka dots can totes be considered eyes…) I’ve been especially conscious of finding my G-spot lately, so that bulbous, slightly curved tip is the shit, and the ribbed shaft just puts that quivering pussy over the edge. If you’ve never experimented with alternative materials, THIS is exactly the place to start!

2. Le Réve Silicone Posable, Black

I am first to admit that I’m stubborn as shit. I want things done my way and I want it done right, and the black Silicone Posable totally enables my Taurus tendencies with its completely customizable shape. The head and shaft bend in every which way, allowing you to explore all those internal pleasure points you probably didn’t even know about.

I’m also sorta lazy. I’m all about simultaneously stimulating all the things, but there’s like, lotsa holes and pleasure zones to be stimulatin’, and a bitch only got two hands! This vibe is a godsend with three individual stimulators – a clit stimulator with that great thumb shape to press snug against your cum button; the bulbous, posable shaft for penetration; and the beaded teaser for backdoor bliss. The anal teaser is really what does it for me. Whenever I’m having an exceptionally hard time climaxing, the butt hole is a sure-fire way to put me over the edge, along with all the other feel goods, of course. The more stimulation, the better it feels, and the closer you’ll come to the finish line!

3. Everything 

Seriously dudes. Everything is awesome to hump… well, when there’s a pussy pump involved. Pumping is my latest infatuation, probs because this practice never even crossed my mind until landing this gig and receiving questions about it. The best way to learn is by doing, so I experimented with a range of manual and electric pumps before settling for simple – our Fetish Fantasy Series High Intensity Pussy Pump is the way to go for me. The bulb is big enough to fit over the entire area, and the manual pump offers super strong and tight suction instantly with just a few pumps.

I thought the site of engorged lips would be a turn off, but I was pleasantly surprised to find just how incredibly arousing a plump pussy could be, all juicy and inviting, and it just looks prettier in pink! More importantly though, pumping promotes blood flow to the area which makes it so super sensitive that even the lightest touch is totally mesmerizing. Swollen lips quiver when delicately caressed. The clit swells in proportion so it’s way easier to access. But the best part, personally, is how much more I can feel during penetration. Usually I need it hard and fast because otherwise I don’t feel much, and even then I don’t particularly give a fuck about penetration because it never makes me cum. And though I still haven’t climaxed from penetration alone, I can enjoy the experience much more with a pumped pussy. It just makes everything more sensitive, allowing me to feel so much more, forcing me to be more present in the moment while enjoying slower thrusts. It’s been a total game changer for me by introducing this more relaxed style of sex.

New to ceramic, anal, or pumping? Send your curiosities and other inquiries to Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts!

Pipedream Turns 40 Years Young!

Wow, our super sleek and eco-friendly Ceramix Pleasure Pottery sure does look as great as they feel on this month’s cover of XBIZ Premiere! Inside, CEO Nick Orlandino celebrates our 40th anniversary, reminiscing about his start with the company in 1992 at just 23-years-old.

CEO Nick Orlandino accepts our recent StorErotica Special Focus Award for Pipedream Extreme Toyz, ANME July 2013.

When I walked in here we had seven employees, now we operate on 150,000 square feet and have 250 employees… [and we're] distributed in 110 countries… We’re celebrating our 40th year and letting people know that we’re going to keep growing continuously, globally… We’re preparing to make a major announcement in September. We will be making some changes at Pipedream that will really push us to the next level.

No. 40 is a top seller within the entire Icicles collection.

Check out the article in its entirety below, along with rave reviews of our Icicles No. 40Le Réve Silicone Posable, Fetish Fantasy Extreme Vibrating Pussy Pump, and Pump Worx Mega-VAC Power Pump!

Have you ever looked at a sex toy and thought, “Hm, I wonder where I can display this in the house. It looks like a piece of art!” -Lucy Vonne

I’ve never had a partner whose whole mouth could suck in all my girly bits to the point of enlargement the way the Pussy Pump can… It vibrates too? I don’t know if I can take it! -Kim Airs

…the Mega-VAC Power Pump from Pipedream Products is the straight dope… So much sucking power I was able to throw on some shorts and go check my mailbox! -Brian Street Team

The digital edition of August’s XBIZ Premiere is now available on the magazine’s web site.

To learn more about Pipedream’s history or products, hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts!

Throwback Thursday: More Celeste Star!

Our good friend Celeste Star dropped by the office yesterday for a little help updating her toy chest! We spent the afternoon in our showroom where I taught her all about the power of ben-wa balls and keggling, and the gradual training it takes to more comfortably enjoy anal. I also introduced her to my latest sex toy obsession — pussy pumps! The mind-blowing sensitivity one can attain with a pump definitely sparked Celeste’s curiosity, so she purchased her very first pussy pump! And though the shock of e-stim scared her a bit, I eventually eased her into her very first Shock Therapy session.

Check out more of Celeste’s Pipedream shopping list:

Icicles No. 32

Now, we’ve known Celeste since she was just 19. She’s one of our most utilized models, appearing on an array of Fetish Fantasy Series products like our Beginner’s Silk Rope Bondage Set and Beginner’s Ball Gag. We also got to see the hardcore side of this traditionally girl/girl actress when she shot for our Fetish Fantasy Extreme collection, to which she admits to getting tweeted at the most for appearing on our Interchangeable Gag. Her beautiful face is also hidden beneath our Inflatable Latex Gas Mask and Scared Straight Hood!

To celebrate our long-term love affair with Celeste, we bring you a second TBT dedicated to this brunette bombshell. Here you’ll find exclusive photos from yesterday’s shopping spree, along with a never-before-seen photoshoot! Be sure to check out our very first TBT post that just happened to feature Celeste here.

Would you like your very own Sexpert sesh with Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick? Hit her up with your own naughty curiosities at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com. You can also anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here.

Pipedream Pumps Aren’t Just For Guys! Two New Pussy Pumps Now In Stock & Shipping

Watch your pussy swell to new extremes with the Fetish Fantasy Extreme Vibrating Pussy Pump!

Guys aren’t the only ones who demand a little attention down below, and Pipedream has the solution for pleasing the ladies to extreme new heights! Following its successful ANME debut, Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Extreme Clit N’ Tit Power Pump is now in stock and shipping, as well as the Vibrating Pussy Pump, giving women a new alternative to passionate vaginal stimulation in discreet, easy-to-use handheld devices.

“The Clit N’ Tit Power Pump really wowed the women at ANME,” explained VP of Product Development Rob Phaneuf. “Users won’t need a partner ever again, thanks to the powerful suction, contoured fit, and thrilling vibrations that make this pump the ultimate oro-stimulator for women.”

This automatic battery-powered pump delivers direct stimulation to your most sensitive areas, leaving you hands-free to indulge in other pleasures simultaneously. With just a push of a button, the powerful micro-bullet makes the soft TPE tongue flicker and flutter, mimicing the lifelike motions of a real tongue.

Designed for maximum suction and vibration, our Clit N' Tit Power Pump is sure to hit the spot and make you hot!

“The see-through pump sucks, licks, tickles, and teases, giving you an orgasmic, all-in-one experience that’s perfect for solo satisfaction or couples play,” suggests Pipedream Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick. “Best of all, your partner can watch you swell with pleasure as the pump creates a powerful vacuum inside the cylinder, making you more sensitive than ever before. What happens next is up to you!”

For customers who haven’t already received one, the 2013 Fetish Fantasy Extreme catalog is available online in multiple formats, including its brand new interactive supplement. Distributors are urged to contact their sales rep to place an order today. Keep up with daily Pipedream news via the manufacturer’s official Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

FAQ: I can’t give my wife an orgasm!

Charlee Monroe and Ryan Driller make getting hot look way too easy!

Q: My wife doesn’t know when she gets off and when she does, it is really hard to get her off. I want her to squirt so hard and know she is having an orgasm. Any help?

First of all, can we give this guy a round of applause for giving a shit about whether or not his wife gets off? I’ve been around the block too many times to count, and it’s been few and faaaaaar between that dudes actually care about getting the woman off, or even simply ask her how she likes to get off, or they pretend to care but then they touch your clit for two seconds before totally forgetting you even have the ability to cum and just pound away until they dispense a puddle of jizz on your fresh and favorite zebra print sheets just two minutes later. 1. Ew. 2. Rude!

Okay but seriously, your concern for your wife’s orgasm is really wonderful, and she’s super lucky to have scored such a thoughtful and patient hubby. Don’t feel bad that she has a hard time reaching orgasm, though, because this is a very common issue for those of us with vaginas. I, myself, have issues reaching orgasm too, especially when other people are involved. Here are some things I’ve learned on my personal journey to a big, wet and roaring O.

Talk about it! Communication is key. Ask her what feels good, how she wants you to touch her, or if she’d rather touch herself as you penetrate. Before engaging in anything, try masturbating together. Mutual masturbation can be just as hot as penetration, and you’re in control of your own orgasm. You can watch the way she brings herself to ecstasy so you can mimic it when you finally rub her out yourself.

Our Fetish Fantasy Series Cuff & Tether Set comes with a free Love Mask to enhance your tease with sensory deprivation!

Get ‘em riled up! It takes me a while to really get in the mood if I’m not the one initiating sex, so foreplay is imperative — if I’m not in the mood then I’m definitely not gonna cum. Just because your lower head is ready doesn’t mean you should jump right into the fucking. Be patient and seduce your partner, for once! Start out with a wet and warm erotic massage – this allows your partner to relax and loosen up, and gives your hands a chance to wander when your partner’s ready for more. I’m a sucker for teasing as well. Restrain their arms and legs and slip a love mask over their eyes as you trace their body with your tongue or a feather tickler.

Jayden Cole loved playing with our Fetish Fantasy Extreme Vibrating Pussy Pump!

Blow ‘em up! Okay, maybe I should rephrase that – we don’t encourage fiery explosions, but I’m a huge advocate for giant pussy lips. Though some people get off on the aesthetic, I’m more interested in the sensitivity provoked by pussy pumps. One of the reasons I have a hard time cumming is because my vagina and clit aren’t very sensitive. When using a pussy pump, blood is rushed to the area as it swells up, just like how an erection occurs with a penis pump. This rush and swell creates additional sensitivity, making it much easier to reach orgasm. The nipples are obviously a super erogenous zone too, so playing with them along with genital stimulation should definitely help make them cum. If the nipples are lacking in sensitivity, well, we’ve got pumps and clamps for those too!

Don’t forget the clit! Most people with a vagina cannot cum from penetration alone. Personally, I have never reached orgasm without clitoral stimulation. Yep, you read that right – never! The clit is imperative, so be sure to pay just as much attention to that pleasure button as you do to the hole! Whether you massage it with your thumb as you penetrate, or introduce a vibrator into the mix – if she can have an orgasm from clit stimulation alone, then combining it with penetration is sure to take her over the edge! I’d suggest a long sturdy massager, like our Wanachi Rechargeable Massager — it’s easy to grip and the flexible head will remain in place even as the action heats up. For those of us with “hidden” clits, you might want to use a G-spot vibe so that the curved tip can more easily access your clit during external massage.

With our Icicles, temperature play is simply achieved with just a bowl of water!

Heat things up! Temperature play is the easiest way to create new sensations with the toys you already have. Our Icicles and Metal Wörx collections are perfect for temperature play, as they can be safely heated or cooled in a matter of minutes with just a bowl of water. If you haven’t got your hands on these toys yet, try our Moist Heat warming lubricant, or even a few ice cubes! Rub their pleasure parts using an ice cube in one hand and massaging with the other, or try a mouth full of crushed ice while performing oral.

Check out this blog post for more suggestions on how to help your partner get all riled up!

Thar she blows! (Squirting) I’ve heard various sides of the squirting debate. Some say only 8% of women can squirt. Others, like my good friend Dr. Susan Block, suggest that anyone can squirt with enough patience and practice. Personally, I’ve never entirely squirted. I felt the urge just once, with a very specific partner who fucks a very specific way (intricate positions, very deep and very hard). I got nervous and suppressed the squirt before instant regret when realizing the gorgeous geyser I probably missed out on!

Anyway, don’t fret! Just because you don’t see her ejaculate doesn’t mean she isn’t having an orgasm. An orgasm is just a contraction of muscles, so if you’re inside of her you as it happens, you’ll feel the contractions of her vaginal walls (and probably hear a harmonious howl of relief!) But if you’re still interested in learning how to squirt, check out Dr. Suzy’s Squirt Salon.

For more help with ensuring your partner’s satisfaction, hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at Sabrina@PipedreamProducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here!

Drop Loads, Not Bombs!

We don't wanna blow you up... but we would like to blow your mind!

This week in 1936, President Truman announced his support of the development of the H-bomb, thought to be hundreds of times more powerful than the atomic bomb. Whoa, that’s some pretty scary stuff. We here at Pipedream would prefer you drop loads, not bombs! And to help you have the most powerful orgasm ever, we’ve developed some extreme new toys to make those nether parts go BOOM!

Near and dear to my little hornball heart is our Inflatable Ass Blaster, one of the very first items I ever named for Pipedream – awww, how sweet. I’ve always found that the more I’m stuffed, the more intense my orgasm can be. And with this hardcore inflatable dong, you’re in control of how much stuffing you can take!

This is one instance where you may not mind saggy balls.

For those with balls, you’ve gotta check out our new Ball Stretcher. Typically as you reach orgasm, the scrotum pulls the testicles into the body. By stretching and resisting this pull with the Ball Stretcher, your body tries even harder to retract, making you cum harder than ever! Don’t be nervous if ball stretching is new to you – the weights can be detached and added gradually as you become more acquainted with this practice.

Considering all of the stuffing that happens in my life, you can probably imagine how hard it is to make me cum. For as long as I can remember, I’ve always needed it hard and fast. But finally, with innovations like pussy pumps I’m able to enjoy slower, softer sex too. Some people love the swollen look of pumped nipples or pussy lips, but I love how sensitive it makes the pumped area. Our new Clit N’ Tit Power Pump is next on my wish list — not only can you use this pump above and below the belt, but its vibrations and ticklers can get you off just as well as it pumps you up!

For more information about any of our Fetish Fantasy Extreme products, hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at Sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com. You can also always anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here.

FAQ: Nipple Erector Set

Celeste demonstrates the Nipple Erector Set in purple.

The Fetish Fantasy Series Nipple Erector Set, which has been available for a few years now is a product that eludes many people who are trying to understand the exact function.

This blog post will answer some frequently asked questions including:

What are they for?

Nipple Erectors are a set of pumps which you use to increase the size and sensitivity of the nipples. Small rubber O-rings are included, which you put on your nipple after plumping them.

Once nipple is plumped, then put the rubber ring to keep it "erect"

What size are the rings?

There are 4 sets of rings consisting of 2 each of four different sizes. These are included because nipple sizes may vary. You can either measure your nipple prior to using your erector set, or try them all to find the size you like the best.

The approximate thickness of the included rings (all sizes) is .075″ and the width for each included ring is listed below.

XL = .6″
L = .525″
M = .440″
S = .375″

Do you sell replacement O-rings?

No, the rings come included in with the Nipple Erector pumps. Additional rings require purchasing an entire new unit.

I want to buy my own rubber rings, what size should I buy?

If none of the included rings fit right, you can try purchasing your own from another source.

How come in the package it looks like one big thick ring?

Directly out of the clamshell packaging, the included rubber O-rings are bundled together and can be easily separated. Line them up next to each other to determine how to pair each size up.

How the rings look right out of the package.

Are they available in multiple colors?

They are currently available in purple or flesh colors.

Available in purple or flesh colors.

If you have more questions after reviewing this information, contact our Sexperts.

FAQ: ‘How Do I Use A Pussy Pump?’

Fetish Fantasy Series PD3221, High Intensity Pussy Pump

Pussy Pumps operate under the same basic principals of a penis pump. You apply the pump to your vagina, making sure there is a seal between the perimeter of the pump and your genitals. Then you draw air into the cup with the squeeze bulb pump in your hands.

This creates a suction effect to the clitoris and labia which increases blood. You leave it on for a few minutes and once you remove it you’ll experience greater sensitivity during masturbation or intercourse.

Like with penis pumps, you’ll want to start slow and work your way up and never leave the pump on too long until your body gets used to it. Be sure to consult your physician prior to embarking on this journey to make sure there are no preexisting medical conditions that might be aggravated by using a pump.

Cease use of pump if you experience any pain or discomfort.

For a more in depth guide to pumping, visit our blog post about how to use a penis pump for the first time here.