When you’re looking for the most trustworthy sex toy advice, who better to go to than the woman that spends 40 hours a week playing with them? Colleen Godin, our Event and Training Coordinator, travels the country to represent Pipedream at customer events. She also hosts hands-on training for any of our distributors and retailers to educate employees on the innovative details of our toys and keep them up to date with the next best Pipedream product.
Lose Weight. Quit smoking. Party less. Get out of debt. Be less stressed.
Ready for the onslaught of familiar, boring New Year resolutions? Keeping up with those January 1st promises isn’t easy, especially when getting from 2014 Point A to 2015 Point B involves months of pain.
Instead of torturing yourself into creating a “new you” for the new year, resolve to accomplish some sexier goals that will do more for your self-esteem, stress level, and physical health than that prematurely cancelled gym membership.
A positive body attitude doesn’t have to take months of sweat and dieting. All a girl needs to feel gorgeous in the nude is some bling! Start accessorizing like a goddess with the Fetish Fantasy Gold line of beginner’s BDSM accessories. Perfect for the gal who likes to mix fetish and fashion, the Collar & Leash and Gold Cuffs can even be worn as jewelry outside of the bedroom. First-timers can jump-start their collection with the Fantasy Bondage Kit. I dare you to not feel worthy of worship decked out in gold!
2. Explore Your Own Pleasure
Too many bodacious babes are missing out on the simple, exquisite pleasure of getting to know their own bodies in solo fashion. The WOW! line of feminine, luxury vibrators promises to leave you feeling like a new woman. The Wonder Wabbit is perfect for exploring your outer lady parts. A powerful Japanese motor sends intense vibrations up the twin ears to massage the clitoris and labia. Click through 7 vibration patterns until you’ve found your favorite, and plug-in this pink cutie to any USB-port to charge her up. If internal sensations sound sexier, try the rechargeable Power Wand, made of sensuous silicone and loaded with 10 different vibration options. Take charge of your orgasm this year!
3. Try Something Intimidating Yet Sexy
Earlier this year, I relayed my journey from pain wimp to shock champ in this blog, and now it’s your turn to master the Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy toy line! I promise it’s not as scary as it seems. The “shock” is similar to that of a TENS unit in the medical field, and its purpose is to massage your area of choice with pleasurable muscle contractions. Start with the original Shock Therapy kit, complete with 4 adhesive pads that will transfer energy anywhere you decide to stick them. Get braver with the Shock Therapy Pleasure Probe, perfect for amping up a vaginal or anal orgasm. Once you’re the master of your domain, try my staff training favorite, the Shock Therapy Luv Gloves, and show your partner the benefits of conquering their fear of a good, old-fashioned zapping.
4. Play Dress-Up
Can’t seem to make a fast-enough transformation from your 2014 self into the sexy, bad-ass, and independent femme of 2015? Fake it until you make it! Dressing the part will make your mirror image match your attitude, and Bonnie Rotten knows exactly how to display her ability to kick ass in the bedroom all over her body. Surprise your partner (and yourself!) with a make-over from the Bonnie Rotten Collection Make-A-Porno Kit. Complete with temporary tattoos a la Bonnie, fishnet thigh-highs for her, and a penis extension to add girth and length for him (or for her, too, over a strap-on dildo) – the only thing missing is the camera to record what you choose to do with the whip, blindfold, Spit and Ass Lube, and Deep Throat Spray. Just make sure to turn off your iCloud back-up before you hit “record!”
5. Bring Something Unexpected Into Your Toy Collection
Christmas might be officially over, but the decorations haven’t been taken down yet. Before you lose that last bit of holiday cheer, consider a unique addition to your toy collection. The Icicles No. 59 is a must for any big-time Christmas decorator or fan of glass insertables. Shaped and colored like a traditional candy cane, this beautiful, borosilicate piece could stand next to any festive display without Grandma even batting an eyelash. Dip the stem into a cup of hot or cold water before play and you’ll quickly learn why glass is one of most unique, versatile materials on the toy market. If you’re anything like us delightfully perverted folks here at Pipedream, then deriving pleasure from a candy cane won’t be the most interesting occurrence in your bedroom this year.