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Exploring “Weird” Sex Toys, Part 4

What the hell is “weird” anyway? Strange and bizarre; “unusual or surprising in a way that is unsettling or hard to understand.” Sometimes we’re afraid of the unknown and instead of exploring our curiosities and filling ourselves with the knowledge of experience, we quickly dismiss things we don’t understand. Well guess what — ignorance ain’t bliss, people, especially in your pants! You may have popped your cherry years ago, but there’s still like, an infinite source of sensations to explore. Broaden the horizons of your ecstasy and experiment with a new shape, a new texture, or even a new fetish!

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Ceramix No. 10

Beetlejuice or Dr. Seuss – I don’t really care what you wanna compare it to, but this thing is adorable AND functional as hell. I’m already a sucker for non-traditional materials, but then you go and slap some stripes on it? #sold The ribbed shaft is juuuust enough to add that extra little oomph, but subtle enough not to overwhelm you with that curved G-Spot strokin’ tip.

If you haven’t tried our Ceramix dildos yet then I’m not really sure what you’re doing with your life. They’re perfect for temperature play just like our glass Icicles, but get this – each of the Ceramix dildos (and plugs!) are hollow, meaning your ADD-ass won’t have to wait for that shit to soak in ice-filled water. Nope, just run the tap right into that bitch and SHAZAAM your arctic fuck toy is ready in a snap.

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Fuck My Cock XL

BIGGER!!!! IS!!!! BETTERRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!!! …right? This remake of our OG Fuck My Cock stroker just makes me laugh every time I see it. Like, I really wanna give it a little smiley face and call it Brad. Even though this concept may look bizarre as fuck to some people, our gay reviewer friends have actually been head over heels for my boy Brad ‘cause he offers a total reach-around experience. Moral of the story? Don’t judge someone’s jam just ‘cause it’s not your cup of tea. Every sexual appetite is different and that’s totally O K A Y !

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Bonnie Rotten Spit Lotion

Don’t you lie to my face! You know you like that rough and messy shit. Even if you don’t need any help juicin’ up, you can never have too much lube – especially if we’re doing it in the butt. Plus, who doesn’t wanna fuck their favorite porn star? Drench yourself in Bonnie Rotten’s Spit and you’ll feel like you’re fucking the infamous Squirtwoman herself! This water-based formula will totes keep you wet, wild, and porn star ready all night long.

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Vote Daily for Pipedream’s 3 TLA RAW Awards Nominations!

TLARAW2014After snagging the “Best Sex Toy” Award last year with the best-sellingPipedream Extreme Toyz Mega Fuck Slut, Pipedream has scored three 2014 TLA RAW Awards nominations.

According to TLA RAW, “[The] Awards spotlight the best of the best that the adult industry has to offer.  Unlike other awards, our winners aren’t chosen by dollar sales or committee decisions. No, the TLA RAW Awards are chosen by the fans. So pick your winners, cast your votes, and rest easy knowing that, at least here at TLA, democracy works.”

The manufacturer scored two “Sex Toy of the Year” nominations for their Pipedream Extreme Toyz Flip-n-Fuck Me and Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Head Teazer, as well as the coveted honor of “Best Toy Manufacturer”.

“We’re thrilled to be recognized by such a pertinent retailer once again!” said Pipedream VP of Sales Steve Sav. “Knowing that our customers determine these awards makes this recognition especially incredible.”

Customers and fans are encouraged to cast their votes on a daily basis through April 14 atwww.tlavideo.com/raw-awards/a-4. Learn more about the award-nominated brands with online catalogs and downloadable product videos from PDTV.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick via e-mail atsabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

Throwback Thursday: ANME January 2014

Coco and Ron Jeremy! Big Beautiful Becky! The fuck machine! The lube wrestling ring! All of your favorite ANME moments can be relived in this exclusive Throwback Thursday gallery.

Curious about a toy you see? Can’t remember your sales rep’s contact info? Hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina @ pipedreamproducts . com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts!

Pipedream Scores TLA Raw Award! Mega Fuck Slut Wins “Best Sex Toy”

Pipedream adds another award to their growing list of accolades, this time snagging the 2013 TLA Raw Award for Best Sex Toy with their twenty-five pound Fanta Flesh mega masturbator, the Mega Fuck Slut.

“We thought the very idea of a life-sized female torso that cost over a thousand dollars was just a little bit too far-fetched to be worthwhile, but as it turns out, we were very, very wrong,” wrote TLA Raw. “The PDX Mega Fuck Slut has gone on to be one of our best-selling toys with sky-high approvals from satisfied customers.”

Though nominations were cast by the staff of TLA Raw, the Philadelphia-based DVD, VOD, and novelty retailer that hosted the fourth-annual awards, it was fans and customers who held the real power when the winners were selected by voters’ choice.

“We’re thrilled to have received this TLA Raw Award!” said Pipedream VP of Sales Steve Sav. “Knowing Pipedream was chosen based on customer input makes this recognition even more momentous.”

Be sure to check out the XXX PDX demo videos, available to download for in-store and online use on PDTV. All Pipedream catalogs are available online in multiple formats, including the brand new PDX interactive supplement. Distributors are urged to contact their sales rep to place an order today.

Keep up with daily Pipedream news via the manufacturer’s official FacebookTwitter, and Tumblr.

For media inquiries or for further information about Pipedream Products Inc., please contact Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com.

Mega Fuck Slut Scores “Best Sex Toy”!

With over 25 lbs. of soft, Fanta Flesh engulfing your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing!

It warmed my pervy little Sexpert heart to see that we not only scored another award — but it came from my hometown of Philadelphia! Our Mega Fuck Slut from the Pipedream Extreme Toyz collection scored the TLA Raw Award for Best Sex Toy. Here’s what they had to say:

Frankly, we’re still amazed that this toy even exists. We thought the very idea of a life-sized female torso that cost over a thousand dollars was just a little bit too far-fetched to be worthwhile, but as it turns out, we were very, very wrong. The PDX Mega Fuck Slut has gone on to be one of our best-selling toys with sky-high approvals from satisfied customers. Our staff brought one into the office and gangbanged it just to make sure the accolades were correct, and well… let’s just say that there’s a certain sperm-encrusted gem living in our breakroom for the foreseeable future. Also, our breakroom is now officially the most disgusting room on the East Coast.

Courtney Cummz & Ryan Driller had a blast all over their Fuck Me Silly 2!

Not convinced that this is the best fuck toy on the market? Check out these super-hot XXX demo videos featuring Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller, and Brandon Fox! All Pipedream product and event videos are available to download for in-store and online use at PDTV.

For more information hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com, or anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here!

Making Your Hump Day Even Happier With Real Fuck Me Silly User Demos! (NSFW)

Courtney Cummz & Ryan Driller had a blast all over their Fuck Me Silly 2!

I’m a very strict observer of Hump Day, celebrating it every single week humping as much as one Sexpert can consensually hump in the span of just one day (and that number will probably surprise you). I think most of us would agree that humping a real life body part (attached to its user, preferably…) but if your fuck friend ain’t around, why not hump the next best thing — Fanta Flesh! From our mega masturbators to our fuck sleeves, all of our Pipedream Extreme Toyz are made with our ultra soft and lifelike Fanta Flesh material.

I know, I know, they’re kinda pricey — we get it. But can you really put a price on good sex? These Fanta Flesh babes and dudes are as good as it gets next to the real thing, and we’ve got real life customers to prove it!

Our good pal Dude McBane is a longtime Fuck Me Silly fan. (We always love your videos, keep ‘em cumming!) This week he shared his XXX Playtime vid with us, wielding a homemade cock contraption that he explains was crafted with assorted off-the-shelf cock rings, as well as metal rings from a hardware store. With his stiff rod at bay, he caresses the sporty bra on his Fuck My Big Fat Titties before eventually undressing her and going to town!

(Above) McBane is ready for a McBanging! (Below) Krille's first time.

I was overjoyed when stumbling across a Fuck Me Silly virgin! Our friend Krille in Sweden shared his first time with us, proving just how good our Fanta Flesh pussy feels after blowing is load in only 48 seconds!

Now that these solo vids have you all worked up, you better head over to PDTV and finish yourself off with our official Pipedream Extreme Toyz XXX demo videos featuring Courtney Cummz, Ryan Driller, and Brandon Fox! With over 40 videos to choose from, fans and distributors alike can view and download every scene for personal or in-store use.

Distributors can also take advantage of our spankin’ new Pipedream Extreme Toyz interactive catalog. All Pipedream catalogs are available online in multiple formats.

For more information about Pipedream Extreme Toyz or any other Pipedream product, hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com. You can also anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here!

A Real Piece Of Ass: Bringing Your Mega Fuck Slut To Life With Fetish Fantasy Lingerie!

Just coppin' a quick (and consensual!) feel!

Thanks to our lifelike Fanta Flesh material, our Pipedream Extreme Toyz look and feel just like the real thing! So real, in fact, that many customers have been fiending for suggestions on how to bring even more life to their girls with panties and lingerie. So I grabbed the Mega Fuck Slut from our showroom — named “Cupcake” by my officemates in light of this morning’s funfetti breakfast — and got to play dress-up with some of our Fetish Fantasy Lingerie! To spice things up, I adorned their tight little ass holes with my favorite butt plugs — our Metal Worx Mini Luv Plug for Cupcake, and the Mini Luv Plug from Fetish Fantasy Series Limited Edition for her Fuck Me Silly sister, Muffin.

Cupcake and Muffin fit into the “One Size” options of our Red Hot Teddy Set, Naughty Nurse Set, and Divine Addiction. They also fit into our S/M sized See-Thru Boxer, so I think it’s safe to say they’ll fit into most small-sized items. When choosing clothes for your PDX ladies, I’d suggest purchasing stretchy, breathable materials to ensure an easy fit.

Check out this blog post for specific bra sizing for the Fuck Me Silly 2, Mega Fuck Slut, and Fuck My Big Fat Titties.

Be sure to check out these other blog posts for more information about our mega masturbators:

Materials & Maintenance Reference Sheet – A quick FAQ of Pipedream Extreme Toyz materials.

Living In The Material World – More info about the materials used for our Pipedream Extreme Toyz and how to clean and maintain them.

Get Her Wet!: Which Mega Masturbators Are Water Safe?

FAQ: Fuck Me Silly versus Fuck Me Silly Petite – For measurements and side-by-side photo comparisons.

You can always hit up Sexpert Sabrina Dropkick for more suggestions via E-Mail at sabrina@pipedreamproducts.com. You can also anonymously inquire with the Sexperts here.

FAQ: Fuck Me Silly versus Fuck Me Silly Petite

Two of our most popular Pipedream Extreme Toyz are going head-to-head in a battle for the title of Most Fuckable Toy! Okay maybe not, as all of our mega masturbators are perfectly penetrable, but we’ve definitely received quite a few questions in regards to their size. Here are their measurements and some side-by-side photos.

Fuck Me Silly Measurements:

Item Length: 14.5 in. – ( 368 mm )
Item Width: 14 in. – ( 356 mm )
Item Height: 9.75 in. – ( 248 mm )
Item Weight: 22 lbs. ( 9.98 kgs )

 

Fuck Me Silly Petite Measurements:

Item Length: 10.5 in. – ( 267 mm )
Item Width: 11.25 in. – ( 286 mm )
Item Height: 6.5 in. – ( 165 mm )
Item Weight: 10 lbs. ( 4.42 kgs )

Learn more about the Fuck Me Silly in our previous blog entries. Email info@pipedreamproducts.com for more information about Pipedream Extreme Toyz or any other Pipedream product, or ask the Sexpert!

Get Her Wet!: Which Mega Masturbators Are Water Safe?

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Our Fanta Flesh Mega Masturbators feel so real, you might like to treat them to a romantic bubble bath or a fiery romp in the pool! But just like any other intimate affair, don’t forget to practice safe sex with your rubber lover. Before indulging in some wet and wild fun, make sure your girl or guy is safe to submerge. Below you will find two lists that decipher the Mega Masturbators that are safe to completely submerge in water, and those that are restricted from submergence.

GET HER WET! The following toys are a-okay to completely submerge in water:

Pipedream Extreme Jizz Junkie, RD275

 

DO NOT GET HER WET! The following toys are absolutely unsafe to completely submerge in water:

Pipedream Extreme Fuck My Big Black Ass! RD174-23

 

If you can’t keep these lists handy, here are some tips on how to determine whether your Mega Masturbator is safe to submerge:

Check her holes! If your Mega Masturbator is unsafe to submerge, you will find a hole on the backside* where foam has been inserted. This foam is used to fluff her up while remaining lightweight for easy handling. When you spread the hole on the backside, you will see evidence of foam almost immediately. This is the ultimate proof that your toy is unsafe to submerge. Any water that comes into contact with the foam may permanently damage the material.

The “backside” and foam-filled hole.

Another way to check for submergence safety is to finger all the holes, both penetrable and not penetrable. Reach through one side with one hand, and the other side with your other hand. If your fingers can touch in the middle, proving that all holes are connected by one tube, then you’re ready to take your Lil’ Fuck Her for a dive!

Though it’s unsafe to submerge some of these toys completely, you can still wash them with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water – just be extremely conscious of that foamy hole! For additional tips on how to care for and maintain your Fanta Flesh Mega Masturbator, click here and here. Click here for more information about the materials used in our masturbators. See a video demonstration using some of our Fuck Me Silly toys here. You can also send questions to our Sexpert or email us at info@pipedreamproducts.com!

*Decoding Pipedream terminology: The backside we are referring to here is not to be confused with the actual buttocks of the toy. In this case, the “backside” is the flat side where you will find the hole that the foam has been inserted into.

Real User Video: Pipedream Extreme Toyz Titty Fuck-Her





You might be on the fence about which Pipedream Extreme Toyz masturbator to buy, or maybe you liked our NSFW Product Video for the Titty Fuck-Her and now you want to see more. Well, one of our users posted a hot video to XTube, playing with his Titty Fuck-Her and other toys. There’s a preview above, click through to get the uncensored gritty details.